me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
u know when u really wanna tell someone something but u don’t wanna fuck everything up haha yeah
reblog if u cried
"your dress is too short"
wtf is an acronym
mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary
who is this and how is she kiking me from 1999
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
what does the fox say?