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I'm watching you.

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

bekutaa:

xekstrin:

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

THE FORESHADOWING OMG

oddbagel:

coffindude:

sithempire:

What did he think would happen?

one fedora less in the world

He died.

oddbagel:

coffindude:

sithempire:

What did he think would happen?

one fedora less in the world

He died.

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

likeigiveabother:

i dont have a good side im just equally ugly all over

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

relahvant:

majestic