My friends are so fucking strange
I like him. Keep him.
I’m actually dating him
I always laugh way too much when this happens across my dash
is that Andre’s grandma
I think so,
AYYYYY AYYYY AYYYYYYY
full house without michelle is so weird to me and not because it’s flawlessly edited to make it more sinister and funny but because modern video editing allows people to remove a character from a tv show completely without seams
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
stealin ur man w/ these smooth moves
100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old
I think most of us guessed it when we saw the “people from liverpool” bit.
Movies are more fun backwards.
ok but consider this
- who cares
so i applied for my first job today
there is actually nothing worse than the prices of plane tickets
"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
world’s okayest friend
rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10