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I'm watching you.

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

unamusedsloth:

These kids are going places, maybe not college but places…

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

whenindoubt-turnleft:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK HAS A BLOG.  IT IS HERE.  AND IT IS AMAZEBALLZ.

staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

moonblossom:

kinglnthenorth:

thealoofnightowl:

feministcatlady:

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

These people exist.

What the fuck

just… just fuck off america

WAAAAAH IF WE LET PEOPLE LEARN THAT WOMEN ARE SMART AND STUFF THEY MIGHT REALISE WE’RE USELESS SACKS OF WASTE

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

zerozerodecayratealgorithm:

imagine macklemore. mackleless. radiomacktive

zerozerodecayratealgorithm:

imagine macklemore. mackleless. radiomacktive