Baby got a bath today~
How did you get a dinosaur
This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!
I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE
update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
moshi moshi grandpa desu
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
ya i know her
Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:
"We’re sibs from different cribs."
when you type oaky instead of okay
Why am I laughing so hard
thank god i’m safe