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theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

lntruding:

moshi moshi grandpa desu

lntruding:

moshi moshi grandpa desu

heliolisk:

waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
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skypestripper:

ya i know her

skypestripper:

ya i know her

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."

gaspGASP

voltorbo:

when you type oaky instead of okay

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jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
wailordead:

thank god i’m safe

wailordead:

thank god i’m safe

theliftinglife00:

zumainthyfuture:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money

ill take the pepporoni

theliftinglife00:

zumainthyfuture:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money

ill take the pepporoni