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I'm watching you.

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

slinx7:

u know when u really wanna tell someone something but u don’t wanna fuck everything up haha yeah

guy:

reblog if u cried

guy:

reblog if u cried

multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

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larrysbellybutton:

"your dress is too short"

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assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

vvhaleshark:

who is this and how is she kiking me from 1999

vvhaleshark:

who is this and how is she kiking me from 1999

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level