I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
What did he think would happen?
one fedora less in the world
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
the quote made it
i dont have a good side im just equally ugly all over
me owning the kangaroos at the zoo